Athenian Rhapsody Release Date Confirmed, Who Wants to Replace the Chocolate Milk with Mud Water From the Local Nuclear Accident on May 14, 2024?

Hmm, how does lifting weights, shooting bugs, and fighting your boss sound to you? And how does it sound to you to write your own Rhapsody in Athens? You can do all this and more (we reveal below) in the new PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox, and mobile video game Athenian Rhapsody.

Do you even lift? This is a very famous saying that many do not practice, but that can be changed in Athenian Rhapsody. Want “mussles?” Hit the gym! We know it’s not the same as the gym in GTA, and it won’t pump you up as much, but it’s a good start. Well, if you can’t even lift in the gym, then go shoot bugs. We must warn you, be careful, they bite and it hurts.

• Explore the colorful world of Athens, and hop from town-to-circus-to-UFO-piloted-by-cats-in-the-sky as you write your Rhapsody
• Answer a deep, meaningful personality test that reveals your deepest, darkest desires (such as wanting to be a bus driver)
• Party members galore! 16 potential companions await, each with a bold personality and some being a little bit more unhinged than others
• Tons of enemies for you to FIGHT or BEFRIEND! This world has no shortage of intense battles with opponents that range from weird, wacky, tough, cute, and outright goofy!
• Figure out why everyone’s crazy for hoarding EXP (hopefully it doesn’t have any side effects) and engage in tough Souls-like dating mechanics(?)
• Minigames that’ll challenge your limits, like having to spell your own name, dodging space invaders, copying the circus mimes, and paying your taxes
• A branching narrative with different endings depending on your choices, friendships, and other stuff that just happens in life

But that’s not all!

Friends, or enemies? Frenemies?

Have fun, make friends, and laugh, or have fun, make friends, replace their chocolate milk with mud water from the local nuclear accident, and laugh? I know what I would do.

You can enjoy all these things in the new Athenian Rhapsody game. This is a comedy RPG indie game, developed by Nico Papalia, and published by Top Hat Studios, which will appear on the “big screens” on May 14, 2024.

Check out what I’m talking about in the video below, and I hope you like it.